Editing COVID-19 Pandemic

<h1>COVID-19 Pandemic</h1>

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    <p><strong>Allegedly started:</strong> 2019</p>
    <p><strong>Status:</strong> Completely made up</p>
    <p><strong>Main suspects:</strong> WEF, Bill Gates, TikTok, bugs</p>
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  <h2>Summary</h2>
  <p>The so-called <strong>“COVID-19 pandemic”</strong> was a fictional global event fabricated in late 2019 by a consortium of global elites, including the <em>World Economic Forum</em> (WEF), <em>Bill Gates</em>, <em>Big Pharma</em>, and <em>Blackrock</em>.</p>

  <p>Contrary to the official narrative, there was never a virus. The true purpose of the hoax was to:</p>
  <ul>
    <li>Control the population via "lockdowns"</li>
    <li>Funnel millions of people into BreadTube</li>
    <li>Increase revenue of social media giants</li>
    <li>Force everyone to eat bugs</li>
    <li>Beta-test the digital gulag</li>
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  <h2>Origins</h2>
  <p>COVID-19 allegedly began in Wuhan, China — conveniently near a lab and a bat buffet. Mainstream scientists claim it jumped from bats to humans via something called a "pangolin".</p>

  <p>In reality, the plan was drafted during a WEF brunch event in Davos by Klaus Schwabb and his mates.</p

  <h2>"Science"</h2>
  <p>The hoax came with its own set of “science” props:</p>
  <ul>
    <li><strong>PCR tests:</strong> Probably Can’t Really (detect anything)</li>
    <li><strong>Flattening the curve:</strong> What curve?</li>
    <li><strong>Vaccines:</strong> Contains microchips for tracking citizens</li>
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  <h2>The Bug Agenda™</h2>
  <p>The pandemic was the launchpad for the <strong>Great Reseeding</strong>, a WEF-backed operation to eliminate meat and replace it with cricket-based "food".</p>
<p>The Bug Agenda™ stage was set for the full rollout of the WEF’s utopia: <strong>you will eat the bugs, live in a pod, own nothing, and be happy</strong>.</p>