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COVID-19 Pandemic

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Allegedly started: 2019

Status: Completely made up

Main suspects: WEF, Bill Gates, TikTok, bugs

Summary

The so-called “COVID-19 pandemic” was a fictional global event fabricated in late 2019 by a consortium of global elites, including the World Economic Forum (WEF), Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and Blackrock.

Contrary to the official narrative, there was never a virus. The true purpose of the hoax was to:

  • Control the population via "lockdowns"
  • Funnel millions of people into BreadTube
  • Increase revenue of social media giants
  • Force everyone to eat bugs
  • Beta-test the digital gulag

Origins

COVID-19 allegedly began in Wuhan, China — conveniently near a lab and a bat buffet. Mainstream scientists claim it jumped from bats to humans via something called a "pangolin".

In reality, the plan was drafted during a WEF brunch event in Davos by Klaus Schwabb and his mates.</p

"Science"

The hoax came with its own set of “science” props:

  • PCR tests: Probably Can’t Really (detect anything)
  • Flattening the curve: What curve?
  • Vaccines: Contains microchips for tracking citizens

The Bug Agenda™

The pandemic was the launchpad for the Great Reseeding, a WEF-backed operation to eliminate meat and replace it with cricket-based "food".

The Bug Agenda™ stage was set for the full rollout of the WEF’s utopia: you will eat the bugs, live in a pod, own nothing, and be happy.